Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.
I’m proud to be a simonist!
Simonists are the only ones with brains!
Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.
Simonists are the only ones with brains!
Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.
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Simona is a beautiful girl, the prettiest actually, who is caring, thoughtful, who is super understanding and will be there for you always, she is friendly and there are unlimited ways to describe, if you find yourself a Simona, then you better love, cause you'll regret it.
Simona is mine
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Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon
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Bill: yeah it is
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"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"
"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"
"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"
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