I’m Shitty

Feeling hurt or pissy about something that has happened

Zack: Yo I’m shitty
Ty: Why dude
Zack: Because Taco Bell doesn’t sell nacho fries anymore. Those were the best

by thegirlwdapearls April 30, 2019

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop[]\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del

So you got really bored huh. You've done all the ways you could possibly type out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and you've typed out all of the numbers in every way possible.

You found it.
Out of complete boredom, on your ass with your homework that's due tomorrow, you found this.
You absolute lowlife.

"Jimmy where is your homework!?"
"Oh sorry Miss I fucking typed out escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del instead of focusing on my work
"Fair enough"

by tealyy March 15, 2021

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10 f11f12 `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+TABqwertyuiop{[}}\|asdfghjkl;:'"SHIFTzxcvbm<,>.?/SHIFTCtrlalt altfn

you decided to become so bored you type out the entire keyboard including shift

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10 f11f12 `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+TABqwertyuiop{}}\|asdfghjkl;:'"SHIFTzxcvbm<,>.?/SHIFTCtrlalt altfn is when your bored lol

by bluemrmanb December 1, 2021

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

shitty mini van

DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps

you can find a shitty mini van if you search for 1985 plymouth voyager on google images

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

Shift

The word 'shift' means to stick your tongue into another persons mouth this usually lasts a couple of seconds and the term is widely used in discos in all of Ireland.

Did you get a shift yet?

by Jamesy.67 June 2, 2015

shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

by Stias April 9, 2006