Shamefully accomplished

When you attempt something stupid and pointless you learned from things like friends,internet,or TV but succeed in your attempt leaving you ashamed but accomplished because your life has no meaning

(A) i just did a upper decker in my gfs bathroom

(B) man aren't you just shamefully accomplished

(C) why is my toilet water brown and smell like shit

(B) congratulation you have now officially experienced the feeling of shameful accomplishment

by PhoenixandNova June 28, 2010

Shamefaced Embrace

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

shaded out

verb- to have plans of chillin with someone, and then they randomly make excuses of why they can't hang out, or they just ignore you

I was bout to go to this party with Tina, but then she shaded out on me. What a hoe.

by Busta Cherry June 8, 2011

Shame Shuffle

The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.

I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.

by Tengodonde July 13, 2011

Shamegoogle

Googling something you are ashamed of not knowing. In my case, as a heterosexual male, I frequently shamegoogle to find out what professional sport is being played at a given time of year or what they call the segments of a certain sport.
I also shamegoogled to find out not only what sport the Ravens played, but if they were professional or college. I'm not proud of this, but the word "shame" is right in there.

Mark didn't know where the battery was in his car. He had to shamegoogle it on his iPhone right there at Pep Boys.

by Salamitsunami March 13, 2012

Shame-born

A person of inferior breeding, usually of scotch-irish decent. He/she is usually a sweaty, overweight, stinky, classless, uncultured, burping, farting-in-public, alcohol swilling individual, pig-like in appearance. He is generally of no use to society other than to defend scum of lower human standards than himself. A truly boorish individual, friend of none.

I still cannot get that image of that gross man we saw today at the courthouse. What an uncultured swine he was, strutting around like a friggin peacock. A shame-born person if I've ever seen one!

by ha2065 July 8, 2012

Shame Load

Shamefully and deliberately jizzing without the use of masturbation.

Sometimes I just lay back, watch porn and let a shame loads fly.

by Silver willy December 14, 2013