secret muslim

A person who has spent his life pretending not to be a Muslim, but who secretly is a Muslim and will forcibly convert the United States to Sharia Law after becoming President.

I got a fwdfwdfwd today that said Obama is a secret muslim. I was going to vote for him, but no way am I going to do that now. I'm going to vote for that old dude instead (yeah right).

by Nosredna2009 June 11, 2008

secret

To apply the law of attraction as touched on by the self-help film, The Secret.

"Dude, I can't believe you got that promotion."
"Well, I can. I secreted pretty hard for the interview."

"Why the fuck is Chris Angel famous? He's such a fag.."
"Yeah, he's just proof that you can pretty much secret whatever you want no matter how lame"

by throyourhornsup October 30, 2008

secret pony

1. a skeleton in the closet.

2. a male prostitute.

1. She was unready to confront her secret pony: the son she gave birth to as a teenager.

2. In Las Vegas, I'm gonna find a secret pony.

by BerniceMcTrick November 14, 2007

secret makeup

to burp, fart, or perhaps shart (shit fart), and rub the gaseous scent or semi-liquid goo into someone's skin like foundation or blush.

- jennifer applied secret makeup to tony's leg while they were spooning last night.

by cantastical January 28, 2008

Secret Text

To discreetly text someone, so that others around you do not notice.

I had my phone under the meeting table and secret texted my friend to meet up for a drink later.

by Lisa Deb February 12, 2009

Secret Secret Dino Club

An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.

Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.

by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011

.secretcharls

.secretcharls is a tiktok account owned by Bella! The account has over 40k followers and is the prettiest fanpage account for charli damelio also the owner is super talented and a sweetheart

person 1: Do you follow .secretcharls on tiktok?
person 2: Nope
person 1: Than we cannot be friends anymore

by idkiamreallyprettytho February 27, 2021