Scenerets

To be said to a scene person as they walk by.

It means "scene secrets"
It is ultimatly used to be an asshole to scene people who deserve it.

"OMG YOUR SO SCENE! TELL ME YOUR SCENERETS!!!"

by Brooke D. October 5, 2008

stoner at sobeys

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out

cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys

by kurts reincarnation August 15, 2009

Stoner Trumpet

The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.

Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.

by The DELCO Associate September 14, 2011

StonerBoners

The act of someone getting multiple erections when smoking weed.

"Tell me why I keep getting StonerBoners at the Wiz Khalifa concerts"

by JonDon December 8, 2012

Stoner's Stomach

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018

no stoner

See no homo, but in a sense, relating to marijuana/cannabis related things.

1) When you say something extremely ridiculous, as if it were an idea to be thought of when you were blitzed out of your skull.
2) Any ridiculous statement pertaining to use of marijuana.

1) "Let's go... get some horses... and gallop down this fucking driveway, dude... oh, no stoner."
2) "I'm smoking like 10 bowls. No stoner, though."

by SF Kid October 24, 2007

Proud Stoner

A person most peole define as a Pot Head but Proud Stoners can function and could stop smoking pot but choose not to.!

Alice: Brittany your such a Pot Head you loser.!
Me: No Alice I'm not a Pot Head I'm a Proud Stoner. Ok? Get it right Bitch!

:)

by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011