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Satan

A devil who worked with God to make the universe, and God especially likes to call his son, Lucifer, LuCy
God: “Hey Satan can I see your son
Satan: “Sure” *hands over his son*
God: “Hey there, LuCy”
Lucifer: *gies Satan a look that obviously says: “What is this all about”*
by Idkwhatsgoingon April 19, 2020
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Satan

An Evil Spirit who rules over all Demons and wrote all of the sins in reality. He is very Evil and Cruel and is the God of most people in this World.
by Sexy European Balls March 17, 2020
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Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.
Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!
by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 17, 2020
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Satan piñata

by It’s Gucci May 19, 2020
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Satanism

A group of pathetic emo nerds who feel enlightened yet still adhere to the ridiculous concept of religion by calling themselves satanists.
I had no friends, so I chose Satanism”
by sheetstains September 20, 2020
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satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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Satan’s Tree Rat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?
by thefarmersson November 8, 2023
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