Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Russian harmonica

Sexual act that involves a simultaneous “rim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.

I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.

by curt coldbain April 6, 2021

Russian Hotdog

The act of using condiment packets as lubricant during the act of sex.

Guy 1: "In prison, there wasn't a good way to have lubricated anal."

Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"

by DoughnutKing47 February 25, 2023

Russian Mimosa

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and orange juice, also known as a screwdriver.

This term can be used to describe a screwdriver that is being imbibed before noon.

"We're clearly not alcoholics, we're drinking russian mimosas with our breakfast."

by DragoIvanIII August 20, 2012

russian turnpipe

1.)The realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can't be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) What happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy ass and do something with yourself. Not that you'll actually do it, though.
3.) A technique for sex in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a Russian dude, effectively killing them. Not actually for sex. Just to kill.

He was an asshole until he had a russian turnpipe.

by Brian Montel July 29, 2017

Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 4, 2020

Russian Beerlette

A drinking game using an airsoft revolver with one loaded shell. The shooter spins the chamber and pulls the trigger. When the gun fires, the shootee drinks. Safer than standard Russian Roulette

Yo, man you got so wasted playing russian beerlette last night!

by Da Beer Hunter December 23, 2010