by Mistercandycanewiththecandynut May 29, 2018
Get the rubbing bushes mug.Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?
Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.
Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.
by Gstarloc February 4, 2024
Get the Rubbed mug.The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018
Get the shower rub mug.Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.
by Magic8Bullp May 15, 2021
Get the amish rub mug.1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick May 12, 2014
Get the chipotle rub mug.A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.
I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?
by pentozali May 5, 2014
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