a- The ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly
b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.
a- "I can tell you have a rubber in your wallet"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"
b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"
The morning after eating a vindaloo, when sitting on the toilet trying to dispose of it through the other end, the sensation caused is an extreme burning otherwise known as Burning Ring Of Fire
Man 1 " I need a shit but its gonna burn like fuck"
Man 2 " Your gonna Have A burning ring of fire you poor bastard"
clitoris piercing- A (rare) female genital piercing. The piercing can be done horizontally or vertically. Not many women have the anatomy to have this piercing. Many women who say that they have it actually have a clitoral hood piercing.
If you say "Your going to hell...", you are signing up for that one-way tour. You should say "You're going to hell..." or "You are going to hell...".
He failed to pass the GED and is on his way to the 5th ring of hell.
The dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.