Retardisimo

Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

Dedicated to ThetaGang r/wallstreetbets

Yeah dude that "retardismo" Thetagang took a loan for 30k turned it into 101k, lost it all, and is reapplied for a 30k loan at age 18.

Retardisimo- Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

by Kalinux9 April 15, 2020

Retardationisamation

When someone is so retarded you have to express it as much as possible.

Devin suffers from retardationisamation

by Thebigmantheman February 3, 2021

Retard Factory

1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.

I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.

by NikeT1138 March 23, 2021

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

Retardlican

Every Trump supporter or anyone that supports the republican party.

You have to be an absolute Retardlican to believe anything Trump says.

by onendone August 21, 2022

Retarnished

Basically the r word but without being hurtful to the mentally disabled community.

Bad Benny: bro did you see that kid he like dropped his potatoes hes so retar-
Good Glenn: hey benny, make sure you are respectful of those with anxiety, depression, ocd, adhd, add, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, MPD, and a generally low iq!
Benny: Alright, that kid is retarnished!
Glenn: Good job! that is respectful to those with mental illnesses!

(this definition is approved by a mentally ill person dont worry besties <3)

by BobbyRenzobbi September 2, 2022