Random Acts of Violence

I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?

Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

random garbage

All the random garbage you allow on this site that makes no sense and yet you won't let us post real cool words like homosauce.

God DAMN! Look at all this random garbage on this website, i really wish homosauce was here.

by pop, aka pissed off person December 17, 2008

Random bag of NYC garbage

When your friend who is also known as “cheap shot motherfucker” or “seagull”,
apparently throws a bag of random garbage in your face while in Manhattan.

Cheap shot motherfucker through a Random bag of NYC garbage in my face.

by Bripolar September 25, 2022

Random

When you are talking to someone and you just tell them anything about them is random even if it isn't

Omg you're wearing a coat that's so random in winter

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 12, 2023

Randomness

Random, but it happens randomly.

Guy 1: Dude this is such randomness...
Guy 2: Who the fuck says randomness?

by MISTER MlSTER November 1, 2023

Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

Random Crasher

When a person you don't know, shows up at your party and drinks your booze. They are a random person, and no one seems to know who they are.

We were partying and I sit down just to realize there was a Random Crasher in our midst.

by Peter Maninga June 14, 2008