Pustulio

A zit that has hypnotic properties

invader zim episode 17 Rise of the Zitboy, pustulio

by DEATH encarnate December 21, 2008

Pussy

It means vagina. If you didn't know that, how the fuck do you know about this website?!

A man puts his penis in a pussy to make babies.

by QCumBear June 19, 2015

pussy blindness

A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.

Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!

Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!

by ELesque March 10, 2010

push pen anxiety

A psychological state characterized by one's excessive push-in push-out of his or her retractable pen; due to stress or boredom.

*click click* *click click*

That kid at the back of the class has a serious case of push pen anxiety.

by luckyonehere August 15, 2011

I Like Pussy

1. Well this clearly means that someone is straight when this is said outloud, but out of respect of others it would be said "I am straight" or "I like females" or "I am not gay"

2. Someone who enjoys having sex with girls.

- Someguy: "I am gay!"
- CrunkMonk3y: "I Like Pussy!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

pussitis

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

by pantew May 6, 2006

quarterback pussy

the kind of pussy that's huge, with overlaying gunt, the lips are covered in a woolish sorta hairy substance, and smells like pure dirty sweat, and has a clitoris the size of bulls dick.

holy shit, that chick quarterback pussy, dudes, that cunt's leathal stay away!!

yeah my friend's wife has quarterback pussy, fucking guy was in er,, her clit surrounded his cock and balls he was trapped for days,,they had to call a toe truck to pull his cock out of it

by smoother than silk August 27, 2009