puddin britches

Hillbilly talk for jeans that are saggy in the butt area.

Borami: Megan has a cute butt!
Tucker: How can you tell? She's got some puddin britches on.
Borami: She was in here yesterday with some panda leggings on. That booty made me wanna smack it two times!

by TheDanceDanceRevorution February 14, 2017

Piddington

Nobody really knows what a Pidington is, it's just something you don't want to be.

I have a people carrier, I am a bit of a Piddington.

I like kippers, I am a bit of a piddington.

by abitmorekids1324565 December 21, 2008

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

stat padding

Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.

In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.

One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.

*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*

Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"

by TheGermanWolverine August 14, 2011

Puddin

A Boy you are completely crazy about like Harley is to joker. A boy you want to spend the rest of your life with and would do anything for, that the thought of losing makes you cry.

Emily "Hey Puddin!"
Jacob "Hey Baby girl

by Just a chick 2014 November 3, 2016

Puddinguettler

The nastiest of all whores. Her vagina looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. She's old and worn out but thinks she still has game. If you're ever approached by a Puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her vagina has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.

My whole leg fit in her vagina, she's a Puddinguettler.

by PalominoMare January 13, 2017