Lamp Post

A tall, thick, black pole like figure, usually supporting some sort of light source, such as a bulb; don't worry, it isn't sexual.

Did you see that tall lamp post? It looked a lot like a dick.

by _Barb November 5, 2016

Post Chav

A chav who is now in high school but has not outgrown his chav tendencies.

"Look at that Post Chav, still hanging out at McDonalds!"

by SlackerHobbs March 1, 2005

postcard punk

An individual who dons the punk rock "uniform" (black leather jacket, boots, spikes, mohawk, etc.) to create an identity for themself and who assumes they are superior to others because of their punkasfuck look.

1. Jamie is such a postcard punk.
2. Dresses like a postcard every day but all of the spikes and patches in the world can't make up for the clockwork orange make-up.

by Alexxxyoumug April 8, 2008

post-grunge

Music that would make Kurt Cobain cry.

Bob: Hey, Johnny, what bands are you into?

Johnny: Post-grunge bands like Nickleback, Creed, and Three Days Grace. You know, the good stuff.

Bob: You're a tool.

Johnny: sighs yeahhh

by semipunk93 April 11, 2010

Post-smoke

The act of returning from a night at the bars and proceeding to smoke marijuana in copious amounts. The combination of alcohol and chronic puts you in a very special category of "fucked up". Can also be enjoyed with poppers or additional drinks.

'Fuck tonight! I didn't get any pussy, let's go to the post-smoke."

by 7 Birch October 15, 2010

Post-momentum

the feeling of regret for having fbooked/tweeted/blogged/texted something while you were stoned, or buzzed.

i waz so embarressed when i saw my myspace account the next morning! i am totally suffering from "Post-momentum"

by sxay October 31, 2010

post-skate

Speedy, cathartic yet bouncy garage punk generally played by non-skaters.

Oh man, the new Uranium Club is such a good post-skate album!!
Dude, Vintage Crop are post-skate heros.

by stillinrock April 14, 2020