porn christmas

The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.

"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"

by Schweetz June 19, 2008

Nugget Porn

When 2 limbless persons record porn.

"Do you watch nugget porn?"

"Hell no, thats fucked up"

by MonkeyShagger November 19, 2014

Roblox porn

A type of rule 34 that's just lego characters bumping into each other. 100% of people who watch/make roblox porn are neckbeards, have zero real-life friends and range from the ages 12-26.

Guy 1: I like jerking off to roblox porn!

Guy 2: You're disgusting. How do you like lego porn?

by Fizzzyy September 21, 2021

Gay porn

When guys get together for man-2-man fuck sessions. Gets the pizzle drizzlin' for some females.

I walked in the porta-porn place one day and saw some gay porn. Two men sweating it out, grindin' ass-to-ass? What's wrong with that? Got me hot. If straight men can ogle lesbians, why can't us girls drool over two dicks,hmm?

by sexie chocolate October 22, 2004

porn loop

Back in the good ol' days of insecure, pop-up infested IE, this would occur when you "accidentally" enter a porn site that throws pop-ups at you at lightning speed, and as soon as you get out of one pop-up, another one would come up. You could spend hours on the internet stuck in a porn loop. If you're lucky, a porn loop could even go as far as changing your desktop background to a pair of giant breasts and changing your homepage to another infinite porn loop.

Yes. Tech Support? Hello. I've been stuck in a porn loop for 2 weeks and it's ruining my social life. I typed in goggle.com instead of google.com, so now I am franticly closing smut window after smut window. What should I do?

by strongsad38001 April 14, 2008

autistic porn

When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.

I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.

by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

yoga porn

The yoga shows you see on TV that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. If you're doing yoga with them, you're not watching them. If you're watching them, you're not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.

I watched some good yoga porn this morning. Really woke me up.

by one fish two fish April 8, 2010