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Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022
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Pokemon

This is the best game ever, if you hate it then you are a person who is addicted to bad games like Fortnite and call of duty you suck haters this game rules. This is one of the most popular games in the world and if pokemon were real it would be epic.
by the spazzy man November 1, 2022
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Pokémon

For people that exist this game is a reminder of the fact that anything can be a waifu or husbando
My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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Pokémon

That one amazing franchise i wasted all my money and childhood. If you play this for a living, you will get no bitches.
Sean: "Wow bro you wasted your childhood on Pokémon too?"
John: "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"
Sean: "Fuck it, I suppose everyone does- OMFG SHINY EEVEE FHJHFHJHFJHJFHJHFJHF"
by DisJointFever09 December 12, 2022
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Pokemon Dimana Kamu

Meaning in Malay/Indonsialan : Pokemon where are you?
Meaning in Thai : Pokemon (Pikachu) squeezes lime to kill snake.

It's in the lyrics of a well known Indonesian kids song which took the music from Dikir Puteri by Idris Noraniza. The Thais misheard as above and became a meme/joke for years.
Pokemon Pokemon Dimana Kamu = โปเกม๊อน โปเกม่อน บีบมะนาวฆ่างู
by Shiine-1 January 10, 2023
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PokeMonkies

A member of a cult that is centred around Pokemon Unite. They usually play Pokemon Unite together and always recommend this game to everyone they know.
A PokeMonkies once said, "Weather forecast is showing signs of Pokemon Unite type of day"
by I_AFK_At_Base January 30, 2023
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Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.
I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.
by imachingchong January 31, 2023
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