Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.

German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"

by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023

White Phillip

A stiff cocktail made entirely from male ejaculate. Typically served warm in a rocks glass.

That fingernail biting hoe looks like she could use a White Phillip.

by Fr0zenEddie January 25, 2024

Eric Phillips

Eric is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, He is going to be shy at first but as soon as he opens up to you you will wish you met him before, He will make sure that you know how much he loves you everyday and he will be the sweetest guy ever. Not to mention that he is incredibly good looking and funny. If you ever get the chance to date an Eric than take it. Personally, I have an Eric and I wouldn't trade him for the world! Eric's are the type of guys that you will want to spend every second of your life with and marry. They will want everyone to know that you're theirs. And if you're smart enough, you will let everyone know that he is yours

Eric Phillips being cool

by Smeeporp November 20, 2023

Pierre Poilievre

Since 2022, he is the newest leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. After eight years of cover ups, economic disasters, and environmental failures, it would be an understatement to say that current Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, and the puppet "New Democrats" opposition, made a real mess in Canada.

Food, rent, and gas prices are sending Canadians to the poor house, and we all know who to blame. Sure he's got the usual boring same talking points saying that Trudeau is "not worth the cost," but he is right. Being no one's bitch, he has made valid points about his ideas a Canadian future that is free, affordable, and happy. He has also shown many times that the clowns in Trudeau's cabinet are inept and unfit to govern.

Perhaps in the next federal election, if it is not rigged, Poilievre will fix the mess and blackface will spend the rest of his days cleaning out streets along with his now-powerful cronies the so-called Liberal Party.

As of the time of writing Pierre Poilievre is the best choice for Canada's next Prime Minister!

by Jack Semp December 2, 2023

Pierre Polilivere

Trudeau's worst nightmare

Did you see how Pierre Polilivere left Liberals speechless while arguing with Trudeau?

by JesusisLord919282828272 August 16, 2024

Pierre Polilivere

The leader of the Conservative Party in canada (the opposition party). Smart as fuck, can give straight answers without saying "Uhh, Ummm" and is a natural born leader. If canada doesnt vote for him its over.

Stupid reporter: "Youre taking a page out of trumps handbook"

Pierre Polilivere: "What page? Give me a page." (Eats apple like a chad"

by flmadegabe February 23, 2024

Rusty Phillip

A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.

“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”

by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024