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Polish stalker

When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.

I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.

I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.

They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.

(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)
Has anyone else had a few Polish stalkers?
by Death Menace December 25, 2022
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PolishBoiDan

The meaning of PolishBoiDan is either a nub cake, or a douchebag.
Guy 1: Hey, that dude sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a PolishBoiDan.

George Bush is a PolishBoiDan.
by roflmfaohahahalolol March 30, 2009
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Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"
by Caitycat September 27, 2009
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Polish Basement

The ground level room(s) of a split-level house. Not to be confused with the actual below-grade basement.
You want my parents to sleep in the Polish Basement?
by MCJR March 23, 2012
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Polish Breakfast

A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.
Yeah Charlie’s mom invited me over for a polish breakfast and the eggs tasted quite well
by Chunky Skittles January 1, 2019
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Helmet polish

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.
1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
by Luftgescheft October 13, 2008
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Polish Railroad

A polish railroad is when a male recieves anal penetration from two other males simultaneously. The motion of the act is perhaps the most important part. The two penetrating males move in and out in opposite motion meaning as one goes in, one comes out. The motion of the two males in junction with the two penises in the third males anus (the rails) is aptly named the Polish Railroad.
Cam took a ride on the Polish Railroad lead by his two conductors Bill and Luke in Nellie's bed last night.
by Maxipad February 6, 2006
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