Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.

Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)

by Tsubaki January 11, 2009

blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008

Protege

1990-2003 Mazda automobile; A compact sedan for the compact car enthusiast. 3 generations: 'BG'= 1990-1994, 'BHA'= 1995-1998, 'BJ'= 1999-2003. BG chassis cars have the B8 1.8L SOHC Inline 4(~108hp) and the LX has the BP 1.8L DOHC Inline 4(~125hp). BHA chassis cars have the Z5 1.5L Inline 4(~98hp) and the ES has the BP 1.8. BJ chassis cars have the Z6 1.6L, FP 1.8L, and FS 2.0L.

Known for thier sporty handling and driving style as well as outstanding reliability and crisp styling, they remain underestimated by the masses, but popular amongst Mazda enthusiast.

Some kid: Is that your car?
Me: Yes it is.
Some kid: Dude, what is that?
Me: It's my '94 Protege LX.
Some kid: Hey I got this Civic, it's like stock, I'll race you.
Me: No, that's quite alright. While my Protege is quick, it's a classy compact car and I'd feel bad degrading it by racing your Civic. Sorry.

by MazKid April 12, 2006

pirate juice

Poisionous liquid (usually some sort of cleaner) with a skull and crossbones drawn on the bottle.

Loser Kid - Dude, this Pirate Juice is sweeeeeeet.
Kid Two (in background) - Where'd the window cleaner go?

by Hailey Randall May 3, 2005

Piratephobia

An intense, unnesessary, and almost obsessive fear of online pirates cracking your game.

2K games demonstrated such a horrible case of piratephobia that they fucked up the the launch of Bioshock.

by AC-Mandalore January 2, 2009

pirate's glory

When a person has no eyeball, and a penis is inserted into that empty eyeball socket and sperm is ejaculated into the empty space. (aka- having sexual intercourse in ones eye.)

Last night, I gave Jane a pirate's glory.
Another Example: It's like having sex in somebody's empty eyeball socket.

by Marie & Katy December 9, 2008