Pineapple maxing 

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

Pineapple maxing by anonymous November 25, 2023

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake 

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024

Pineapple Fanta 

Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too

I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.

Pineapple Fanta by IAlsoHateTheBeatles January 19, 2024

pineapple passion 

When two gay men insert their penises into a pineapple and violently hump it together. Generally after licking each other’s anuses.

Ready for some pineapple passion Fuckdaddy?

pineapple passion by Big Willy and the boys January 21, 2024

pineapple poontang 

The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.

Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.

pineapple poontang by Newbie squid licker January 22, 2024

pineapple coke 

A Coke bottle filled with piss.

Jo, don't touch that. That's my pineapple Coke

pineapple coke by AriUnhinged February 16, 2024

Pineapple Pizza 

The reason I don't set drivers on fire

Pineapple pizza makes me happy. So that I don't do bad things

Pineapple Pizza by Hespurr March 6, 2024