phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

Chekin' the phone

The act of vacating the immediate area in order to pass wind.

*i gotta be chekin' the phone*
ffffftttt

by Pynapil September 16, 2009

Phone cuddling

/fōn/ /ˈkədlin/ (verb) aka Phone cuddlin' 1. of or related to phone cuddle. 2. act of having the phone next to you while talking to a recipient and falling asleep, which may occur in both professional or personal situation.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.

Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.

I love it when my girlfriend is phone cuddling with me as we have phone sex.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.

by Virgil S. January 13, 2015

hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.

Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!

by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017

Green phone

Welcome your phone is full of Shrek porn.

My friend had a Green phone and I disliked him ever since.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly and never is sociable.

Savannah is a phone hoe, never listening

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.

A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.

by JWSTigre April 18, 2010