grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 12, 2022

grass

something you should touch.

a stream that has not touched grass in 10 years.

by im not a person. September 20, 2021

grass

Grass. Grass gives you bitches. Aiden will steal them, dip shit

Ted:"you touch grass, you get bitches. Aiden will steal them"
Tod:"WHAT YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?!???!??!!!?!??!?!?!?"

by mr.surber November 07, 2022

Grass

what is grass???

grass?? what is that?

- gamer

2021

by Tomasz Ziarkowski June 18, 2021

grass

something a dream stan,roblox slender,genshin impact player and many more should touch

me:you suck lol
player:touch grass lol

by I sold wife for internet March 12, 2022

Grass

A common plant that comes in large numbers

Something League of Legends players can't touch

"Ratio eats grass"

"Go touch some grass"

by Alon the donut June 06, 2022

Grass

Something discord/reddit mods Fear.

Touch grass kid!

by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023