October 7

People born on this day have long schlongs and fuck milfs.

"Yo it's October 7th"
"It's my birthday Bro"
"Bro that means you're packing shmeat bro"

by YvngDraco October 18, 2019

October 29

confess to your crush day !
shoot your shot good luck <33

girl : hey Kai since it’s October 29 what better time to say this
boy : say what ?
girl : I like you
boy : oh I didn’t know you felt the same way , I like you too

by iamlikejustsolikecreative October 29, 2019

21 October

It’s the day you don’t argue with your friends for the whole day no fights at all.

21 October, Don’t argue and fight your friends.

by Okimvsco October 18, 2019

October 18-20

October 18-20 is the couple days that it is acceptable to grab ass.

Yo I can’t wait for October 18-20

by SupremeCouncilman October 13, 2019

October 17

National shit in a urinal at school day.

Diego: What day is tomorrow?
Autumn: October 17
Diego: Is it anything special?
Autumn: It’s shit in a school urinal day! How could you forget?

by Who the hell is joe guys? October 16, 2019

October 1

October 1st is international no-shirt day boys AND girls

Boy: why are you shirtless?
Girl: its october 1st

by Lilpotatoe😁😖 October 22, 2019

October 27

The best day for sex at random times.

I just had Pop up sex because it’s the 27th of October.

October 27 is the best day to have pop up sex.

by Bitch to nibbas October 13, 2019