That's my hedge

A phrase that Philip Schofield put on twitter, was mentioned in the chris moyels show, and has recently become a national crazy.

"Hey dude, you played brilliantly!"
"Well, that's my hedge."

by dotlukas February 7, 2009

My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015

are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.

Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.

by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

my sunshine

Jung Hoseok

i love hobi, he's my sunshine

by Oh Sunny January 5, 2019

is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

by NhehGuy June 20, 2018

my maths

Maths website for boring teachers who dont wanna put in any work

Johnny: Hey billy did the teacher set homework?
Billy: Yeah, but only some boring shit. The teachers call it My Maths

by King GOISIS The 1st September 12, 2018