Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.

I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!

by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015

diet rockstars

Popstars who think they are rockstars and dress && act as such.
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.

"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"

Justin Timberlake and Good Charlotte are such diet rockstars

by xxx_lexi August 20, 2007

diet sober

Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!

I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?

by Diet Sober January 4, 2023

diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.

Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.

by qwsczdvr November 8, 2020

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023