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condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.
Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.
by coneyman69 November 3, 2013
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Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.
Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL
by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023
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Condom

A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.
uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.
by fhndnjcndjen October 31, 2019
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Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.
"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"
by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023
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Condom Ham

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018
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should've used a condom

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)
Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see
by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023
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