Sphincter Soup

You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.

Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023

cooter soup

Is when a man jizzes(cums) in a woman, then goes down to eat her cooter (pussy). This can also be called Clam Chowder.

I can't wait to eat that cooter soup!

by Ms_B918 May 29, 2017

Gouch Soup

Having So Much Sweat In The Taint Region You Make Slimy Soup

"I was playing baseball when I looked down to realize I was brewing some mad Gouch Soup"

by pucnpucnh March 22, 2017

wack as soup

when something’s super crazy it’s a more flavorful way to say that’s wack

man those dogs be wack as soup

by that wack as soup guy June 28, 2022

Toxic Soup

Slang for "pregnancy juice", AKA: embryonic fluid. It's a term used prodominalty in Canada.

"Hey dude, how was watching your wife give birth eh?"

"It was ok eh, her toxic soup went everywhere though"

by Fearless Dominator November 9, 2018

Elevator Soup

A word to describe someone who is uncomfortable in small or tight spaces.

I'm like elevator soup in this treehouse -I need to step out for some air.

by Poochie Fulcher November 7, 2019

soup of incompetence

A descriptive phrase used to indicate that an organization is comprised of people who, as a collective, are entirely incapable of getting anything done that they set out to do because as a whole, they are completely incompetent.

I’ve worked for the state for much of my life and have experienced the obscene soup of incompetence that exists and which thereby wastes everyone’s hard-earned tax dollars.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023