needlehairs

Someone whose leg hair resembles an army of porcupines.

Susie: When was the last time needlehairs shaved?

Betsy: What do you think?

by losersquaredthatsme June 28, 2010

Because Chico needed the money

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.

"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"

by BBGrunt December 16, 2020

Needham

Needham is a town southwest of Boston with about 1 bank per household. Its teenage population consists of mostly burnouts, rich chicks and jocks. Needham is so boring that the cops don't have anything better to put in the police blotter than "Baked Goods Mistaken For Weapons" and "Truck Backs Into Gift Shop."

Needham does have crazy parties, though.

by needhamite December 28, 2005

Needle Nuts

When it's cold outside or you are in a situation where your nuts shrivel up into one condensed sac. Normally used when chillin with the niggas. Highly embarrassing in certain situations.

Man 1: "Fuck man, it's needle nuts nigga hours."
Man 2: "For real, I can't let my woman see me like this!"

by Grizzly Wintergreen LONG CUT February 16, 2019

Special Needs Goose

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

needle drop

A bootleg conversion of a vinyl record to CD or CD-R. Usually taken from high quality special release records released in the 80's, that are not now available.

"Have you heard the Beatles White Album MFSL needle drop?. A million times better than the official EMI release."

by Joe Gritz June 21, 2006

Social Needia

Compulsively checking all social networking sites (Facebook, Twitter, OkCupid, Match, Foursquare, etc.), obsessively waiting for a new update or message to come through to give you your fix.

"I just wasted four hours on Facebook today. My social needia is getting to me!"

"My social needia is causing my hands to shake, I have to get my fix of Tweets."

by Khump December 24, 2010