Green month

Where you smoke weed everyday for a month

Bro shall we do green month

by Hasdfjf December 16, 2018

Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.

Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!

by Thornebon October 12, 2022

International Stabbing Month

The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.

" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"

by smalljewishgirl March 20, 2019

Fuck the members month

From December 28 to January 27, every discord staff member can harass the members. This lasts one month and members can not do anything about it and are pussies if they leave.

Yo its fuck the members month. Time to get payback.

by Khassteam December 18, 2022

Troll Month

a month for trolling, troll your friends by saying its every month because it is.

Shaquile: Hey, did you know it's troll month?
Jamison: You said that last month was troll month.
Shaquile: Haha! I trolled you!

by kinkler handler May 13, 2023

kpop month

Its just the kpop month

"Hey u have to stan loona"
"Why?"

"Its the kpop month"
"Ig"

by oifelix._.comeherebro October 2, 2020

Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025