son of the morning

A name that some satanist have for satan that dates back to ancient times,so old in fact that it's in the bible. In the book of Job believed the oldest book in the bible.
satan was associated with the morning star and thus the name son of the morning.

Satan is the son of the morning.

by The Fury 13 September 19, 2010

Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.

"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard

by Belgian fool February 18, 2010

Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"

I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.

by JBry November 2, 2008

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003

Morning Seat

use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.

by viDesi March 13, 2009

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.

The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.

by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010