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Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.
by t3vin24 April 7, 2017
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mixer

A dance, these are probably only held in loser towns like mine, but they DO exist, I assure you.
Guy: So...are you going to the mixer tonight?
Girl: I dunno...are you?
Guy: Well...I dunno...I asked you first!
Girl: Fuck the mixer, let's just have sex
Guy: Hellyes!
by Meg November 26, 2003
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mixie

n. A short, hopefully ironic, way of referring to a mixed drink; a mixed drink being a drink comprised of hard alcohol and some other non-alcoholic beverage.
P1: "Hey, I just bought vodka, gin, and rum, and got coke, orange juice, and cranberry for mixies."
P2: "Did you just say mixies?"
by zdp December 25, 2013
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Little Mixer

a person who is part of the nicest group of people to ever grace the twitter world with their presence. an amazing fandom.
random twitterer; "will you follow me back?"
little mixer; "of course i will, i follow everyone back. i love my followers and i'm not like the directioners who only care about the amount of followers they have. i'm nice<3"
by @littlemix4lyf June 9, 2012
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Word mixing

The act of combining two random words in hopes of having Urban Dictionary publish that newly made up word and thus having their Urban Dictions five minutes of fame.
The two most recent UD 'words of the day' are both efforts of someone word mixing. Those words: Prostiboots. Drafternoon.
ETC.
by diegodiegodiego February 8, 2009
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Diesel (Mixed Drink)

a mixed drink consisting of:
1 part chambord liqueur
1 part gin
2 parts Sprite

*as featured at The Ultimate HammJamm, Culinary Institute of America
Damn! This Diesel (Mixed Drink) is potent!
Yeah! Don't boof it or it'll kill ya! haha
by Diesel-Boofin' November 20, 2010
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nock a mixon

Contrary to the previous poster's definition, Nock a Mixon is not in New Jersey. It is in Kintnersville, PA. It is home to CCFA's Camp Guts and Glory in mid-August, and usually those crazy karate camp kids around the same time.
Nock a Mixon is nice...but Tall Timbers in WV was better.
by l_kristin_l June 20, 2005
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