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the green mile 

any distance that must be travelled by foot to buy weed. doesn't particularly have to be a mile, but will feel like one to the participants, as they will probably be stoned into their sofas.

as a result, the green mile is often a very daunting task for anyone that must travel it.
brian : roll another one then mate
terry : we're all out bruv, fancy walking the green mile?
brian : do i fuck
the green mile by MrCasual January 6, 2011
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A suffix that can be added to any name to create wonderful nicknames. Can either be used for those who you love or those who you hate.

Works especially well with the names of teachers.
"Let's call Natalie-miester to see if she can hang out!"

"Ew, Let's ditch Smith-miester's class today."
miester by rachaelrobot July 30, 2008

Green Mile 

Any distance walked that feels like an epic journey because you're stoned.
"Dude I walked the green mile to CVS last night, but the snacks were completely worth it."
Green Mile by jiewnticus August 6, 2009
Probably the most beautiful girl in the world. One of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and pretty good in bed.
That girl must have been named miesha cause damn she was good last night
Miesha by Indian hacker 911 September 20, 2021

Thousand Mile Smile 

A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.
"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"
Ancient unit of length, originally invented by the Romans who defined it as 1000 paces of a Roman Legion. The word mile is Latin for 1000. Now mostly replaced in usaged around the world by the kilometre. The Roman mile was approx 1.48 km in length, the modern mile is 1.609344 km in length. Still used on British roads and most US roads for distances and for speed limits in miles per hour. Most countries have long since abandoned this archaic measurement. Still used in vernacular speech for exaggeration.
That last attempt was miles better.
1 mile is about 1600 metres.
mile by Avoura December 28, 2005

500 mile rule 

If you are more than 500 miles away from home, you can have sex with any nasty pig that is willing, because none of your friends will ever find out.
My shame and guilt were alleviated by my faith in the validity of the 500 mile rule"
500 mile rule by Vitriolic X August 15, 2011