Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog

OMG josh is such a fridget midget

by Joshlover March 21, 2017

Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017

Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.

Oi, your mate is a pure midget

by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018

hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

Uppity Midgets

Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.

Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"

by Cuntismyword September 3, 2019