Mickey

A nice guy with the heart of a saint and the stare of the devil. Who will hold a door open for you and make you feel like a goddess. All without being a promiscuous jackass. An all-round nice guy.

Damn Mickey you so fine. Please take me out to wine and dine.

by Triangular4 July 19, 2019

Mickey

Former soldier reformed to a good guy. And in need of some love. And kindness. But. Karma follows him.

I would love Mickey if he was how he used to be. But now. Idk if he could protect me.

by Triangular4 July 19, 2019

Mickey

Half a gay.

Truth is. Mickey is not totally gay and would plow Janelle's beautiful sunflower kissed body into oblivion given half a chance.

by Triangular4 July 20, 2019

Mickey clap

When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission

Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”

by The word concierge August 1, 2019

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

by epic memmme August 11, 2019

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019