Michael Vick

The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.

Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick

by OMGiTzBRONO August 8, 2007

Michael Ian Black

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.

Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!

by Listat September 7, 2007

Michael

The sweetest of all guys, commitment and trust are his number one priority. Cute, kind, great personality are all him. Although he may get jealous easily, u an always reassure him with a kiss or maybe more, for easily forgiving is his middle name.

Perfecton michael

by MjG January 2, 2014

The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

Michala

A fun, loyal, loveable but shy girl. Loves animals and they usually have an affinity with horses

'Oh, yeah Michala! I know her! She is such a fun person to be around!'

by Mercy Blake September 3, 2016

Micheal Myers

Fictional psychopathic mass murderer appearing in the "Halloween" film series. Was reputed to have killed his teenage sister at the age of six then spent the years after in a state mental hospital. Has escaped custody many times, usually on Halloween Eve, (Oct. 30th), and often returns to his hometown Haddonfield, IL. Myers' sole quest seems to be the murder,(sacrifice?), of his last living blood relatives, specifically his younger sister Laurie Strode. Will kill anyone and everyone who either crosses his path or attempts to stop him. Myers is almost always clad in work boots, mechanic's coveralls and a white rubber Halloween mask that bares a striking resemblance to Captain Kirk. Has been known to use an assortment of weapons to kill his victims but seems to favor large butcher knives. Myers has been stabbed, shot, run down by motor vehicles, beaten with blunt objects, and nearly incinerated in a hospital fire. However all efforts to kill him have been unsuccessful. Does not speak and usually is very robotic in his movements. Also known as "The Shape" in "Halloween" and "Halloween II".

"Bill and I are going to a Halloween party. He's going dressed as Micheal Myers."

by zombie_carnage September 24, 2008