cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 05, 2023
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Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.
Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already
by Bigpapa103 December 09, 2019
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mile high deuce

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023
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mile high guy

Similar to the mile high club. The mile high guy is a guy who masturbates on a plane
During his flight to Ohio, John became a mile high guy in the plane lavatory.
by Folsomdude March 19, 2021
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Miled

The past tense of miles. (Walking, running, driving, etc.)
I miled a few today while I was jogging
by Gelika July 06, 2020
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5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
by Lesking72 August 08, 2018
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Ben has small dog syndrome. This makes him a fierce opponent at basketball. Let’s just say he loves playing with balls. HOWEVER miles the gracious goat is far superior at ball games like basketball, football, sticky ball you name it. Uses this ancient pothagorithm we can intell that miles is a goat.
Miles is the goat ,far better at basketball reads the following definition. Miles comes from the Latin word snorting sugar. The goat originates from Yusuf slate. In simple miles the goat means facts bros. Miles is better than Ben at basketball simply means facts innit brov. Just a bit of vantage.
by Gaymer69amongUS9 November 13, 2023
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