Matthew Higham

An absolute dipshit, will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls

by anonymous March 29, 2022

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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.

Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah

by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023

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Matthew Batke

Matthew Batke is cool kid who has iPhone 10 he’s very popular at school and gets straight A’s. If u ever date him ur one lucky also he has the coolest best friend ever name Muhammad. And he has a gaming pc and he plays war zone.

Omg if u r best friends with Matthew Batke ur so cool just like Muhammad.

by Deez just. April 20, 2021

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Matthew Higham

Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls :)

by Mariokartsmells likecrap March 29, 2022

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Matthew Garcia

Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...

Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...

by Barney Barney December 14, 2020

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