Matthew Clayton is a down to earth guy who usually think he’s better than anyone else. He loves to shop, using at Gucci and flannels just for a fucking cactus. He loves geese and ASMR. He’s genuinely a great person and you would beg to be around. But he does have a maid so watch out ladies, kelly is watching you. He also loves big pecks, preferably someone called Megan. He loves thicc legs and thinks he’s sister slim thicc.
Girl 1: damn he’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Girl 2: it’s gotta be a Matthew Clayton
by Mrsmatthewclayton November 5, 2018
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