Matt goodman is a typical white boy name. Probably plays volleyball with brown curly hair. Can be a bit of a jokester as well.
by Amandaaaaaaman June 22, 2017
He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 04, 2023
When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.
by Brothermin June 14, 2017
Matt Smith is such a daddy
by psychoticbeach February 07, 2018
A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
by Melvanlew October 01, 2017
by Dr. Gill March 02, 2023
A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater
Matts Dick is mini
by ShowUsYaCunt September 02, 2022