Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021

my bestest

Someone who's better than the person you'd call the "best". This person however is the bestest out of all of them.

She's my bestest
That girl over there?That's my bestest!

by gdogxo February 18, 2017

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

by NhehGuy June 20, 2018

MY GG

A slang Organized by Pressa & Fendiyo

Dad: where was you at last night son

Pressa: i was hanging with my gg

by by: Juju November 16, 2021

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019

on my hometown

On my hometown or omht is used to agreebwith something/someone.

𝗝𝗮𝘆: 𝗯𝗿𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗮 𝗮𝘀𝘀

𝗖𝗷: On my hometown we is

by Gang slangsz January 3, 2021