mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

nigga mushroom

When a nigga eat a mushrrom.

-"BRo, gonna eat a mushroom!!"
-"Damn, u are a damn nigga mushroom!"

by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018

Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018

Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022