mushrooming 

The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).

"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."

mushrooming by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms 

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

Shiitake Mushrooms by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

going mushrooming 

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.

"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.

going mushrooming by defiantdefiner April 8, 2010

mushrooms

A fungi that when ingested(depending on the amount) will produce cool visuals(intense colors, extremely glowy lights, traces on objects that move, ect) and in some cases hallucinations. Sold by 8ths with caps and stems. Best taken with a small group of close friends, and for the love of god dont get seperated(especially not in a rainy meadow with nothing around it except gloom). Good when combined with items such as cool cups and playdo.

Hey dude the shrooms cost 40 bucks for an 8th.

mushrooms by Rusty Shakelford February 18, 2005

Mushroomtypical 

Exhibiting the qualities, traits, or characteristics that identify a kind, class, group, or category of mushroom tips.

It was soo mushroomtypical of john to wrap his sack in ed's towel.

Mushroomtypical by channy jack April 5, 2009

mushrooming 

it's when you get told shit that is not true. Mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed shit. So all you get is shit, just like mushrooms.

james ''hey there's a rollercoaster that can go 500 mph!'
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''

mushrooming by rainbowtiger July 25, 2017

mushroomstomp 

to slap with dick

mushroomstomp by Anonymous August 7, 2003