A large man who plays basketball under the legend Chris Smoove. Moses is also known as a man who packs a lot of heat down under whilst bullying NBA bigs such as Anthony Davis in the post.
Person 1: "god dammit man why are you playing as Moses Cuh on NBA 2K
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"
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this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.
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by Deareedoubleyou December 18, 2014
Get the ted mosbey mug.Big Mosey is an absolute unit. He is a black 6'8, 275 pound man. He is also very talented in raping, rapping, being fucking awesome. If you see a Big Mosey either bow down to him or fucking run away like a punk ass bitch.
Girl 1: Look at that Big Mosey
Girl 2: I bet he has a Big Mosey
Boy 1: Oh no
Boy 2: We need to start running before he gets us
Girl 2: I bet he has a Big Mosey
Boy 1: Oh no
Boy 2: We need to start running before he gets us
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Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010
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Janda pump faked passed that ball behind his back to Beck and Beck proceeded to sink that shit stone cold to finish the other team completing The Randy Moss. EPIC
by half back pass, beer pong November 27, 2010
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