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Milf

An abbreviation for "mom I'd like to fuck"
"Bro, my mom is such a Milf!"
by Double Mother Suckler August 2, 2023
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MILF

Greg: Ass Gas? Farting? Ew. Never done that before
Evan: Wow. I guess you're a MILF
by NeverEverNebula October 13, 2022
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milf

"haha
milf pretty"
by bussei March 27, 2021
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Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.
Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?
by The Dank Man July 1, 2018
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MILF

Mother i’d like to fuck
Steph is NOT a mother i’d like to fuck.

Steph? A MILF? No way.

Steph is not a MILF. She’s just a mom.
by sagemilfhunter July 19, 2022
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milf

Type of some old bitch which usually has a son named Matias or Cristobal
Shit, you've seen that B, she a milf, oh sorry that's your mom

fuck you- Matias
by zukry February 8, 2023
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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