milf

monkeys initiate lovely freepingfreeper

Oh man, milfing monkeys need to get shot

by satanlikessquirrels March 7, 2005

Milf of Magnesia

A sexually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover's rectum during sexual intercourse.

That Milf of Magnesia stuck her thumb in my ass!

by Professor of Milfology April 4, 2011

Milf Hunter

See nick

People know me as MILF HUNTER

by iMax May 22, 2004

MILF Pancake

adjective,

1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.

2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.

Boy: Wow dude your mom is banging. I'd eat that thing like a milf pancake!

by Evster18 August 27, 2010

Milf

Motch i'd like to fuck

Noug - Ohhh.. i'd love to fuck motch, he's a motch i'd like to fuck
Sally - Me too!!

by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005

MILF

Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!

by Johnny_Cake December 17, 2010

silver milf

an older woman who is a milf. not to be confused with milf or cougaress.

guy 1: "man did you see that silver milf?"

guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"

guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."

by big bad chuck April 10, 2010