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Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality

A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.

There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".


Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!
by Catholic devil April 25, 2009
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Creedmoor Mental Hospital

Creedmoor Mental Hospital is a psychiatric institution for mentally disabled or challenged persons. It is located in Queens Village, NY and can be seen from the Tribourough Bridge entering Queens. It is known for its abusive and cruel treatment toward patients and numerous barbed wire fences surrounding the hospital. Protective bars cover all the windows to prevent any escape or suicidal attempts from patients. Working in this hospital can be pretty dangerous.
Dan: "Yo, what happened to Bill?"
Jenny: "He ended up in Creedmoor Mental Hospital"
Dan: "Oh, he must've been really mental."
by girard December 22, 2009
mugGet the Creedmoor Mental Hospitalmug.

tiad mi mentals

getting on ones nerves. Annoying tiad is caribbean/slang for tired & mentals is the brain/your head. When someone 'tiad yr mentals' they are just giving you too much to think about, nagging, pressuring you. Talking and won't shut up.
1. Mein, that girl be callin me all day, she just tiad mi mentals.

2. Jeez! He would not shut up, he really knows how to tiad mi mentals.

3. Damn! Get off my mentals, yo di tiad me.
by arelie December 31, 2008
mugGet the tiad mi mentalsmug.

Mental Gear Solid

The act of sneaking inside somewhere (shopping malls, gas stations) while dressed like a total moron.
That guy totally Mental Gear Solid that shopping mall. People where like omfg, look at that retard.
by JonkoXL June 22, 2013
mugGet the Mental Gear Solidmug.

fucking mental bitch

something someone named philip calls you when he’s in a bad mood.
him: are you fucking kidding me you fucking mental bitch?!
you: what?
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 3, 2019
mugGet the fucking mental bitchmug.

Mental Illness Day

This day celebrates the existence of Dreamgenders, Dreamsexuals, Animesexuals and Zoophiles.

Literally no one celebrates it.
Degenerate: "Hey lets celebrate Mental Illness Day!"

Sane Person: "what"

Degenerate: "I'm dreamgender"

Sane Person: "please go outside for once for gods sake"
by SinnaToast October 16, 2021
mugGet the Mental Illness Daymug.

mental chub

When a person gets excited about something or someone without it causing a physical erection or sensation. Could be used by either sex.
It gave me a mental chub to know that I beat him at his own game!
by Lillicious December 5, 2010
mugGet the mental chubmug.

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