Massagejacking

When some douche tries to steal a massage you clearly claimed for yourself on facebook.

Dude: Oh man I desperately needs a back / neck massage.
Douche: Dibs!
Dude: Hey no, no, I get dibs on the first massage; no massagejacking my status.

by Spark510 November 24, 2010

Massachusetts Fun-Dip

The act of taking ones hand like a fun-dip stick and licking it then dipping it in a pet or loved ones ashes then fisting the ashes into your ass

“There goes Douglas. That boy always Massachusetts Fun-Dips there must be something wrong with him”

by Muppet-God October 30, 2017

gut massage

the act of sex. usually with a promiscuous type woman

come on bitch take that gut massage.

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

miley {massacre}

This is what happens when Miley Cyrus is played live in front of a large group of people.

The 2004 Tsunami was bad but nothing like a Miley Cyrus concert.

I tried to talk her out of it but my late best friend just had to attend the latest miley {massacre}.

by lollerskatastic August 25, 2010

face massage

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

by mhonfleek March 27, 2016

Wilmington mass

Awful town

Wilmington is an awful town in Massachusetts. Education system is shit. If you are trying to find a school/town for your child. Don’t bring them to Wilmington mass!!!

by pencilbroski December 4, 2017

stfu massa

When an insignificant person either says something that no one cares about or says something completely out of context. This expression is also used to make people who don't get references/jokes shut the f*ck up when they don't add any valuable input to the conversation.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa

by Paclone March 18, 2020