Mad Mr.Tom

Mad Mr.Tom. Someone who gets beat by their parentals until their ass smells of tunafish and is the color purple. Followed by screaming such as a spanish women would do during sexual intercourse. Someone who has a small penis but is too afraid to admit it. During the winter time his mother gets snow plowed by a man named Tristan. Trust me, You'll know a Mad Mr.Tom when you see one...

Guy 1: Dude, i just found out my friend is a Mad Mr.Tom.
Guy 2: Who, Jimmy?
Guy 1: Yeah i can hear him getting beat when i walk by his house.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, his house smells like a seafood deli.

by MadMrJeff January 23, 2013

mad sketch

shady

That party seems mad sketch.

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2014

mad bread

slang for more weed

I need a bit of help dawg, and I know you got Mad Bread

by KyogreMetagross January 5, 2018

mad fucking chop

Something that is really annoying

Wow, she bought the same shoes as me. That’s mad fucking chop.

by Chopgod October 29, 2018

mad at life

To be atracted or to admire someone elses lifestyle
In other words to look up to someone

(this is often used sarcastically)

Joe: yo did you see dom on TV last night?
Chris:yeeeah broo, he’s actually too mad at life

by Harmodrium March 27, 2019

Mad Hoe Disease

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat

Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease

by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019

mad big

when a fat girl says "ur big mad" and you respond with "you mad big, tf"

Bessie: "biden is awesome, kill all men, LGBTQIA+ will take over the world, what? you big mad?"

Cody: "You mad big, tf"

by a normal person in society March 17, 2021