lunch time orgy

What the content team has every day at about 11:30

My coworkers and I had a lunch time orgy, now I'm content at work.

by Devon Kim September 6, 2007

american hot lunch

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically

'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.

by James M.A M May 8, 2006

hot dutch lunch

To defecate in someone's mouth and subsequently have them ingest the faecal matter.

I came home from school early and my mother made me a Hot Dutch Lunch.

by Pisshole August 24, 2006

There's no such thing as free lunch

A phrase that suggests sexual favors will ensue the current meal.

The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.

by Dan Mit September 26, 2006

lunch boxes

Coined by Joe Rogan when talking about the size of a U.F.C fighters fists.

What are you gonna do when he starts droppin those lunch boxes down on your face.

by captainstooley August 8, 2009

boys lunch club

An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.

99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.

Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"

Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything

but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.

by AR257119 March 29, 2021

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014