Fucked for life

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.

Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)

by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010

geez life

Slang term for being old.

I got it goin’ on, I’m livin’ the geez life!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.

Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!

by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023

The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

Life jam

1.(v) hitting an opponent with the gold burst mechanic in famous 2D fighting game series Guilty gear, usually using an overly specific method.

2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique

1. KV - "How dare you life jam me"

Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"

by Death curry December 3, 2021

Chop Life

A west African phrase meaning "enjoy life and celebrate it to the fullest"

My friend Chop Life before you study, you only live once

by dizguy July 10, 2022

LIFE IN HD

when you eat or snort adderall for recreational use.

We had a long week of work, so inorder to stay up to gamble in Atlantic City we had to switch to life in hd....

by FRAKNESS November 3, 2009