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Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel
Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!
by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019
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Juan

Juan is the name of a nice boi who can be amazingly annoying (sort of like his friend, Bup.) But he will almost always have your back if you need it. Also, it’s a cool name in general
I don’t know how to use the word Juan in a sentence
by Scoralin September 10, 2020
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juan and isabel

Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.
A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”

B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape
by hotchick99hotbuffalowings January 5, 2023
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Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”
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Juan

Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
Juan: hey let’s go throw a rock at that homeless person
Person 1: no way man not cool
by Andbandj April 20, 2022
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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
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juan

a stubborn annoying Spanish boy. absolutely a nationalist, dates Mexican chicks called Ana.

isn't good at English and never does there laundry.
ana: "i think hes cute"
gaia: "nah hes juan"
by holafvck November 4, 2019
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