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Juan

Tired of this trend.

Please grow up.
Noun: no really grow up

Juan is a name just a name.
by Jzero097 November 22, 2021
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Juan de Dios

Juan de Dios is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan de Dios is basically perfect.
Juan de Dios or Juan del Diablo
by Donky kong the ape November 22, 2021
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
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big Juan

Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .
Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan
by Papi124 May 7, 2024
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Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
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Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
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Juan Pablo Avilés

The hottest guy you will ever come across
"Look, he is so hot"
"he must be Juan Pablo Avilés"
by winothegreatest May 21, 2024
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